full monty . no? not yet.

I am back . this time to shout out to guys what is a faux pas and what is ooo la la …

pet peeve 

 wearing underwear INSIDE where it should belong. 

knock knock. Under wear is called underwear beacause it is ahem .. an underwear. It is suppose to be worn UNDER the clothes.

Unless you have the body of marky mark ( the original guy who made this look famous), he was last appeared in the show the departed. Then by all means flaunt it . BUT let me tell you this look is so not easy to carry .

There was a time not too long ago where a guy in the mrt sation . Nel line . He was so skinny and insisted on wearing this ugly trend . guess what ? he did the full monty in front of me. Talk about appreciating urself.

The original jet setter for this look was made by Calvin klein. and MADE horribly famous by mark wharlberg. In the eighties. It is suppose to be an old school sensation embraced by bands like “new kids on the block”(an eighties band)

This is the look mark wharlberg did . he ENDORSES FOR CK.

 marky mark!

 CAn ur bod comapre to him?

 see i wasnt lying when i said he endorses for CK.

Tell u something . he is like that about ten years ago .

tell me something then . Isnt this fad long over? stop putting ur underwear OUT! It’s embarassing. and singaporeans in general cant carry it. SPARE ME ! SPARE SINGAPORE.

I know the recent hip hop faze is just too much … jay-z and all are letting underwear hang out . THIS IS SINGAPORE. not america. no freedom of speech . JUST PAP!

thanks

corrupted places..and pics of class activities.

hello. so a great deal of happenings today . First i went to church . THEN the fun starts

papa went with me to two very corrupted places .

1. CHUA CHU KANG

2 ORCHARD ROAD

. Let me start of by explaining that chua chu kang is corrupted because a worm by the name of “datuk ” Ho live there . This reason explains why CCK is always ulu and ghost related . NOt forgetting the infamous CCK cementary .

The reason why i went to ahem… cck was TO SEE A HOUSE or rather in singapore’s context A HDB FLAT .

That is beacuase in one years time jie jie is going to get married (hurray!) and that means i have to do all the housework by myself (boo) . So my very loving father suggested moving to a sob sob* smaller house . sad thing was he suggested CCK -the reason why he choose there was the very reason why everyone teased jimmy . ITS CAUSE ITS ULU . my papa like PEACE..he wants peace as badly as the tamil tigers in sri lanka! so hence CCK.

Thank God after me persuading him endlessly how tiring it will be for accessibility , papa gave up eyeing on that flat . The property agent eyes were like darting snakes. she wanted to kill me for pouring wet blanket on the”beloved cck unit”

AHAHAHA..like i care ..nananee booboo..

ok orchard is not really a corrupted place , but to my father . the place is equates to PARKISTAN

this is what happen when i walked down the spledid streets of orchard with papa today

papa : diana the car park is super ex

me: ya i know

(out of the car ) walk to paragon…

papa: the things they sell here are super ex due to rent prices!

me: ya i know

(walk out to takashimaya)

me: papa i want to go novo see shoes

papa : ok (give me 50 dollars )

me: papa no need

papa: take go see

(5 mins later)

me: i am done , i dont like anything (return money)

papa : see nothing there to buy everything so ex!

me ya i know..

(went to mos burger)

papa : Diana (hands me 50 dollars ) go buy chicken set no mayo

me ; (went to buy)

(when i return..)

gave back 43 dollars …

papa : what! fast food so ex?

me : ya Mos burger ex , i know

papa :thats why dont go to orchard ..everything so ex , i go to the hawker senter only 3 dollars.

me : ya i know…

we went home after mos burger . amount of time spend at orchard was 1 hour and 30 mins.

we literally walked stall to stalls … NOT EVEN GOING IN! haha But i enjoy his company anyway . makes me thing 1 zillion times before buying.

Ok .. so here are the pics!

Ladies and gentlement , presenting to u , datuk ho . (he has a mental problem. lunatics bite , play along ok?)

he is driving a porche . fake it well ..

The main thing about this pic is that i am taller than tisa. Although she is prettier . Puke

My sis says that Dick looks handsome . I think she is insane to say that . She havent see the true ah peh in him. wait till i show her HAHAHAHA

So that day .. the whole gang went to Bugis neoprint to take pic. FYI it is andrew’s virgin xperience .. so late tsk tsk.

 I think all the girls look sweet here . THE SAME CAN BE SAID FOR THE GUYS.

 I have finally convince my sis to say these words ” dick not so handsome after all” I think u all can see how gorilla ugly dick is

 I love vals’s face . for your info . she looks like that 24/7 . oh and tisa .. yes tisa.. she looks like Ju-On.ahaha .I fail miserably looking kiam pa . I guess thats caz i am not kiam pa at all (self praise)

1,2,3,4,5,6 the numbers sa luck lao (the infamous 3 6 9 gang is scared of . our grp)

 OMGOODNESS. i just love vals’s face . its like “HUH ANDREW JUST STRIP NAKED IN FRONT OF ME AND IT IS A TERRIBLE SIGHT” face.

Jimmy’s face is the MY WIFE UST CAME HOME AND SHE NAGS SO MUCH THAT I AM IN A PATHETIC SHAPE

andre’s face is the VAL JUST FLASH HER ONLINE SHOPPING LIST TO ME AND I CANT TAKE IT ..face

Tisa has the I DONT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY GROUP’S FACE

 I think the whole group looks good here . dont u think ? OH except dick . AHAHA

Its undeniable that dick is trying to baptize val and tisa. Look at their respnse. maybe u should leave that to father arthur

Father arthur is the maroon coloured guy . He is a guy who is hot , literally . he needs aircon! he is super nice and always hold the door for anyway 1, thank you!

Herwan looks great ! i always say that . and the guy in black shirt is roshan . ex acs sec guy and he is on par with sha ruh khan in terms of looks

left to right . sharlne , i love her body! If i had her body i can wear anything i want!

dick, jimmy , andrew, tisa , me , sam (she is voted perfect ten female!) and wei qi ( her underwear rocks!)

last but not least . y-ash-na-b(varnisha , the girl who fights too much )

Zoom in on Jimmy(the guy in blue) i tell u a secret he hasnt bathe in one year .

grand finale of pretty females.tata . God bless you

After Kang wei left me :(

yes , kang wei had to leave me ! we were not going to the same direction. He has to go luncky plaza , and i had to collect my phone at wisma, seperate ways … we parted haha.

Ok now let me tell you the unbelivable, I , DIANA SOH LI YU STALKED A GUY! oops. ok after being stalked 3 times in my life , i decided to turn the tables.

My victim?

an mids student. abt 1.5 head shorter than kang wei . dressed in white shirt with green logo . I stalked him from the bustop to paragon , to wisma, to pargon again and to plaza singapura. stopping only when he had to work at coffee bean in taka  , the best part he knew i was stalking !!!!! so fun! haha before he went to wrk , he turn arnd and said , i know you are following me , and he started to laugh , i was so embarassed i ran away . so much for a stalker!

I look horrid .but the girls are pretty

 My most unglam picture todate-way before i was with el  they look damn good ,If i was a guy …HAHHAHAHA ok people.That was a looooooooooong time ago . I ve cut my hair already . Eldric has broken up with me , and i am an entirely new person. i will keep similing.  Dont messsssss with me! or i flash you off to the ends of the earth.

Today you shall learn!

 Alright today Jimmy,Val,Tisa and Andrew didnt really study . Instead we played truth (no dare cause Val dont dare):p Before i get to write down some juicy info that I got from the game, I MUST DECLARE A STATEMENT! JIMMY IS A RAPIST!HE IS THE ULTIMATE UNSCRUPULOUS SCUMBAG OF THE ERA-before he graduated from Secondary school.Ok before the police knocks at my blog, i want to affirm everyone that no crime has been commited , however what he does will make counsellers panicwoth alarm. HE MIND RAPES.VICTIM? GIRLS-THE MORE ONE CRYS THE BETTER.BOYS-PUNY PEOPLE LIKE *ahem*ahem(pastel shades).SO PEOPLE BEWARE YOU ARE IN FOR A SCARE!

Alright enough abt the Criminal.I shall get on with the truth and dare . Secrets I have learnt that from this game , Andrew ajgdvsfb su vajhsfab swf ahfgsytdfayt ffuyrqh. Tisa iygfauiwgaueb g ayufa bwyuv s bfb rgjhsb fh hf Val asfhgvytd fcas fvuasf Jimmy agefvjhreh w .There I feel so much more relive after gosspiping about them in my Blog . It feels like i have just shitted . GREAT!beautiful.extravagant

Today you shall learn-I do not want my blog to be brainless .Therefore . I want to offer tips about everything under the sun to improve your (as put by Naidu) Miserable lives.Please ingest all tips with full endavour! thanks .

Beauty – some home tips Beauty myths

1 you can shink the size of the pores on your face

Not true . our pores are genetically dtermined .Please do not fall for the usual marketing strategies to minimise pores. The best advice i can give is to wash with icy cold water .

2 dry skin causes wrinkles

Not true . SUn causes it .please put sunblock>Crows feat are also cause by sun -BEware . Sun worshippers.

3 eating chocolates causes breakouts.

Not true-Pimples are genetically pre-deposited or from stress and late nights!

alright . It is three today . I had fun God bess you readers!