the weirdest ppl

sorry sorry …for people who are a fan of my ahem coooool blog sorry i didnt update my blog for the longest time . well u see…i forgot i have a blog

i mean how genius can i get… haha

well thank God datuk ho reminded me , so there u all fellows… the new entry

well for those who are dumb and dumber …and do not know about me wrking in going to be desfunct song n kelly , i am yes in fact just call it quits in song and kelly .

But however they say the ways of the wise reaches thousands, lets look at the ways of humour and how many it reaches…

today i will be focusing on the dos and donts of being a sales person

1 always tell ur customer that she is not fat

one customer of mine told me she was really thin and she wanted to put on weight …. LIKE ME!so i told her that hey me too … i always wanted to put on weight , and i told her that we can put on weight together … then she started to cry

2 always be nice to aunties

since i was in charge of the 90 percent of rack , itis natural that i meet aunties of all sorts … this particualr aunty look like a 60 year old grandma with lots of tatoos on her back , when i serve her well she started saying “ah muay next time i matchmake u to my grandson , and lo and behold i saw the grandson , haha  i used to have a crush on him …(BTW NOTHING HAPPEN)

3 never fold the clothes too nicely , it can infact drive u nuts during a sale.

i bet during my stinct i folded more than 500 times and lost my temper about one million times…sometimes even the tais tais lose their head in a 90 percent sale… i mean who can blame them? so to make things easier . sont fold the clothes … (be prepared to be tickedoff ) … k thanks for reading till next time God bless you!