corrupted places..and pics of class activities.

hello. so a great deal of happenings today . First i went to church . THEN the fun starts

papa went with me to two very corrupted places .

1. CHUA CHU KANG

2 ORCHARD ROAD

. Let me start of by explaining that chua chu kang is corrupted because a worm by the name of “datuk ” Ho live there . This reason explains why CCK is always ulu and ghost related . NOt forgetting the infamous CCK cementary .

The reason why i went to ahem… cck was TO SEE A HOUSE or rather in singapore’s context A HDB FLAT .

That is beacuase in one years time jie jie is going to get married (hurray!) and that means i have to do all the housework by myself (boo) . So my very loving father suggested moving to a sob sob* smaller house . sad thing was he suggested CCK -the reason why he choose there was the very reason why everyone teased jimmy . ITS CAUSE ITS ULU . my papa like PEACE..he wants peace as badly as the tamil tigers in sri lanka! so hence CCK.

Thank God after me persuading him endlessly how tiring it will be for accessibility , papa gave up eyeing on that flat . The property agent eyes were like darting snakes. she wanted to kill me for pouring wet blanket on the”beloved cck unit”

AHAHAHA..like i care ..nananee booboo..

ok orchard is not really a corrupted place , but to my father . the place is equates to PARKISTAN

this is what happen when i walked down the spledid streets of orchard with papa today

papa : diana the car park is super ex

me: ya i know

(out of the car ) walk to paragon…

papa: the things they sell here are super ex due to rent prices!

me: ya i know

(walk out to takashimaya)

me: papa i want to go novo see shoes

papa : ok (give me 50 dollars )

me: papa no need

papa: take go see

(5 mins later)

me: i am done , i dont like anything (return money)

papa : see nothing there to buy everything so ex!

me ya i know..

(went to mos burger)

papa : Diana (hands me 50 dollars ) go buy chicken set no mayo

me ; (went to buy)

(when i return..)

gave back 43 dollars …

papa : what! fast food so ex?

me : ya Mos burger ex , i know

papa :thats why dont go to orchard ..everything so ex , i go to the hawker senter only 3 dollars.

me : ya i know…

we went home after mos burger . amount of time spend at orchard was 1 hour and 30 mins.

we literally walked stall to stalls … NOT EVEN GOING IN! haha But i enjoy his company anyway . makes me thing 1 zillion times before buying.

Ok .. so here are the pics!

Ladies and gentlement , presenting to u , datuk ho . (he has a mental problem. lunatics bite , play along ok?)

he is driving a porche . fake it well ..

The main thing about this pic is that i am taller than tisa. Although she is prettier . Puke

My sis says that Dick looks handsome . I think she is insane to say that . She havent see the true ah peh in him. wait till i show her HAHAHAHA

So that day .. the whole gang went to Bugis neoprint to take pic. FYI it is andrew’s virgin xperience .. so late tsk tsk.

 I think all the girls look sweet here . THE SAME CAN BE SAID FOR THE GUYS.

 I have finally convince my sis to say these words ” dick not so handsome after all” I think u all can see how gorilla ugly dick is

 I love vals’s face . for your info . she looks like that 24/7 . oh and tisa .. yes tisa.. she looks like Ju-On.ahaha .I fail miserably looking kiam pa . I guess thats caz i am not kiam pa at all (self praise)

1,2,3,4,5,6 the numbers sa luck lao (the infamous 3 6 9 gang is scared of . our grp)

 OMGOODNESS. i just love vals’s face . its like “HUH ANDREW JUST STRIP NAKED IN FRONT OF ME AND IT IS A TERRIBLE SIGHT” face.

Jimmy’s face is the MY WIFE UST CAME HOME AND SHE NAGS SO MUCH THAT I AM IN A PATHETIC SHAPE

andre’s face is the VAL JUST FLASH HER ONLINE SHOPPING LIST TO ME AND I CANT TAKE IT ..face

Tisa has the I DONT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY GROUP’S FACE

 I think the whole group looks good here . dont u think ? OH except dick . AHAHA

Its undeniable that dick is trying to baptize val and tisa. Look at their respnse. maybe u should leave that to father arthur

Father arthur is the maroon coloured guy . He is a guy who is hot , literally . he needs aircon! he is super nice and always hold the door for anyway 1, thank you!

Herwan looks great ! i always say that . and the guy in black shirt is roshan . ex acs sec guy and he is on par with sha ruh khan in terms of looks

left to right . sharlne , i love her body! If i had her body i can wear anything i want!

dick, jimmy , andrew, tisa , me , sam (she is voted perfect ten female!) and wei qi ( her underwear rocks!)

last but not least . y-ash-na-b(varnisha , the girl who fights too much )

Zoom in on Jimmy(the guy in blue) i tell u a secret he hasnt bathe in one year .

grand finale of pretty females.tata . God bless you