Hello . When u are living an ulu ulu place like me u need to know the word , SELF DEFENCE very well.
Did you know that ~at least 8 out of 10 women at the age of 20 have been a a sexual victim?
NOTE TO ALL SEXUAL PREDATORS .. BOO TO YOU ! DONT YOU DARE PICK ON WOMAN CAUSE WE ARE THE FAIRER SEX! REMEMBER IF NO ONE PUNISHES YOU , GOD WILL!
So i shall continue this ruthless to predators, concern for victim essay..
TIPs
- So as i noted . Woman like to take their keys out ONLY in the lift . Please take it out as soon as u step out of the bus or if you are near your home.
Reason? You can use the keys to HURT you predator . Remember the key is a weapon! do not be afraid to be abusive to your predator .HE IS GOING TO EAT YOU UP!
2. When you get into the lift (applies to HDB dwellers)
Stand beside the buttons. AND if ever you get a scumbag rushing in SUDDENLY.. PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS IMMEDIATELY.
It helps that the govt is so nice to renovate lifts in Singapore so that it OPENS AT EVERYFLOOR(at least mine do )
So that when the predator tries to touch us skin one inch away . You can rush out of the lift -please only when the lift door opens
If it closes and you rush out,bang ur head and faint , my tip cannot work .
3.Anything can be a weapon.
if you want to be like Zhang zi yi in the chinese blockbuster-Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon , and use a comb to hit ur predator , you can.
See the best thing is that God gave us a femmine charm by letting us grow our nails long , Manicure all you like , Buff and paint all day long …. BUT when the predator comes SCRATCH HIM AND POKE THE NAILS AT THE EYES/EYEBALL.. All in the name of protecting oneself
Dont forget bags,umbrellas and oh ur elbow can be used as WEAPONS!
4. The balls.After you are done with the top, focus on the on the ones below.
So , i dont think you want the stupid predator to carry on the fruit of his loins rite?
Kick
jab
Stabbed
Punch
Crush
These are some of the possible ways to treat the predator’s balls . u see , treat it like a punching bag at all cause. God knows that men can always treat us unjustly . Thus he created as extra sensitive part , namely balls. Just Do It.
4. Pull everything
Pull his hair ,eyelash ,skin… You get the message . Oh not forgettimng woman’s fav instinct behaviour. Slap.
I am done . PREDATORS IF YOU READ MY BLOG AND WANT TO COUNTER ATTACK US FEMALES . U CANT DO THAT . I WILL CREATE A PART TWO IN MANUAL FORM .
Women, If you encounter any problems , walk fast fast and SHOUT , also Please remember tp report the incident!
Thank you
Especially written for
My toilet clan . Our area . Bloody scary .
And all the Females that are bold enough to read my blog . God bless you
8 responses so far ↓
Mating Toads // October 18, 2006 at 12:52 am
Okay, Bachelor in Tiko Self-Defence. Ever thought of getting a Masters next?
T*SA // October 18, 2006 at 2:05 am
I WILL NOT STOP SCREAMING UNTIL I SEE BLOOD OOZE OUTTA HIS EYES AND HIS BRAIN MAKING ITS WAY OUT FROM THE CHAO PERVIE’S EARS. U MESS WITH ME, U PLAY WITH FIRE. I SHALL BURN U WITH MY SCREAM. OMG, I SOUND SO PSYCHOTIC.
puay // October 18, 2006 at 10:56 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! so funny!
pull everything!
haha. poke poke poke.
lol.
yeah. our area bloody scary~
thanks for the tips huh.
Jo Brand // October 19, 2006 at 2:35 pm
u kena attacked b4 isit? lol…u sound so scary i don think any guy dare to take same lift as u liao haha..
Diana // October 20, 2006 at 12:47 pm
ahaha ! go tisa! yay! Kill the pervie!
Puay ….. If u ever see him page for toilet clan!
Jimmy?.. haha masters ?
Jobrand..haha NO ONE DARES TO MESS WITH DIANA
jon =) // October 25, 2006 at 10:47 am
you forgot.
5. Call your son.
haha
take care babe haven’t seen you in ages.
alicia // November 1, 2006 at 12:57 am
haha aunty! your entry damn funny lah! wah, so cute lah you. wanna pinch your cheeks!
organicbeads // November 3, 2006 at 3:56 pm
AHAHAHA i want to pinch ur’s too!