what makes a guy DEAD sexy …STUPID SHAMPOO..Pics of THE FAMILY(HAPPY B’DAE ANDREW!)

Ok , so today will be Three adorable post about opinion , family(school one) and CAM pictures..haha talk about cam whores..ahem..

Let me start by saying what makes a guy dead sexy . This question came into my mind when my sis and I was watching an advert and i shouted :WHA ! THAT GUY IS HOT!

Ok before i go any futher , i want to add that the commercial was from CK advert Looooong time ago . You know why ? cause the advert was from a tape featuring the show :pretty visage -the one where Zoe Tay acted as BOBO and went to jail . The 1st debut of Zoe tay .FROM 1980s…haha . I guess that model must be sporting a huge belly now… anyway to not digress i will continue my story …

So my sis said: Diana how to you classify sexy ?

Me: Girl or Boy ?

sis : Boy lah!

Me: i am not sure …X factor?

sis :what is the X -FACTOR?

Me : er … i like guys which are bad (bad boys) and is DEAD SMART

Sis: Oh like Will from Good will hunting ?

FYI( Will is a character from Good Will Humting , he is incredibly smart and yes , a super dangerous character to boot …yum yum…)

me: yes jie … i think what makes a guy sexy is when he is sexy from inside …BRAINS MAKE A MAN!

so hence i concluded . The formulae for sexy is (Brains +Delinquent=sexy )

So …Guys i guess that you will have to from this moment on quote from Sonnet or Hommer …

Ok next … STUPID SHAMPOO… I went into the washroom today to bathe . (hey I bathe you know ! where did you think my abosolutely NO B.O policy comes from?) Then as all toilets are a curse place on me … The whole 1 liter of bolttle - Dentol Bottle fell Kapoop on my head. and then i blackout.This is the 1st fainting incident i have .Talk about blackout … So now i can boast that passing out is a Bird related issue … In the cartoons you have birds flying arnd ur head. In REAL LIFE you have a Bird’s egg at ur head (BLUE BLACK LAH!)

Yups..Not to worry . I survived and woke up soon after … With dentol soap spillig out .YUCKS!and the best thing , I survived to blog this incident HURRAY!

ok … Now my family just celebrated my adulter’s birthday . The whole family included the

1. 1st husband
2. the daughter
3. the step daughter
4. the nanny
5. the outsider(angwei)
6. and of course the beautiful wife ME!!!!!!!!!!!

And I herby proclaim that my family is a disgusting family !

This picture show all of us shitting in the public….SHIOK!!!!!!!!!

You see i cant  help but commit adultry … i mean MY EX HUSBAND WAS GOING TO MURDER ME!:P

The family tree

andrew(my current husband),kang wei (the outsider EXTRA), dick(the creepy sex-change daughter) , me (the PRETTY LADY ), and my daughter (tisa-the ayumi wannabe) can make it lah!daughteer i support you!

See how to like my ex-husband .. Jimmy doesnt even look cute …well my current husband is not cute ..at least HE KNOWS HOW TO ACT CUTE….and my step daughter at last look photogenic(see I give birth -sure got hope)…Oh daughter u look like a Ghost

 I love tisa’s face.

NOW moving on to my real family….

and so my niece and I went to KENNY ROGERS … Guess whose hungry (rumble rumble*)

THIS IS MY CHICKEN -NO ONE SHOULD SNATCH

THEY ARE MY COUSINS….My fabulous cousins….Loving cousins….Nice cousins…..Fantastic cousins….

Food and more food … GLORIOUS ….

AND then my niece and me cam whored….BTW she is smart and super pretty like me!:P

THAT WAS US a few months back … gosh isnt she lovely?… can u belive it ? we were at marina square EXIT!

… we are so loving……

…haha well ..almost …I guess i can turn psyco if i want to .

… I deny to comment just IHATCOY..:P hee… have a Bless day and a good haunting experience from my blog . Thanks for reading and having the patience to see me type rattling entries!