corrupted places..and pics of class activities.

hello. so a great deal of happenings today . First i went to church . THEN the fun starts

papa went with me to two very corrupted places .

1. CHUA CHU KANG

2 ORCHARD ROAD

. Let me start of by explaining that chua chu kang is corrupted because a worm by the name of “datuk ” Ho live there . This reason explains why CCK is always ulu and ghost related . NOt forgetting the infamous CCK cementary .

The reason why i went to ahem… cck was TO SEE A HOUSE or rather in singapore’s context A HDB FLAT .

That is beacuase in one years time jie jie is going to get married (hurray!) and that means i have to do all the housework by myself (boo) . So my very loving father suggested moving to a sob sob* smaller house . sad thing was he suggested CCK -the reason why he choose there was the very reason why everyone teased jimmy . ITS CAUSE ITS ULU . my papa like PEACE..he wants peace as badly as the tamil tigers in sri lanka! so hence CCK.

Thank God after me persuading him endlessly how tiring it will be for accessibility , papa gave up eyeing on that flat . The property agent eyes were like darting snakes. she wanted to kill me for pouring wet blanket on the”beloved cck unit”

AHAHAHA..like i care ..nananee booboo..

ok orchard is not really a corrupted place , but to my father . the place is equates to PARKISTAN

this is what happen when i walked down the spledid streets of orchard with papa today

papa : diana the car park is super ex

me: ya i know

(out of the car ) walk to paragon…

papa: the things they sell here are super ex due to rent prices!

me: ya i know

(walk out to takashimaya)

me: papa i want to go novo see shoes

papa : ok (give me 50 dollars )

me: papa no need

papa: take go see

(5 mins later)

me: i am done , i dont like anything (return money)

papa : see nothing there to buy everything so ex!

me ya i know..

(went to mos burger)

papa : Diana (hands me 50 dollars ) go buy chicken set no mayo

me ; (went to buy)

(when i return..)

gave back 43 dollars …

papa : what! fast food so ex?

me : ya Mos burger ex , i know

papa :thats why dont go to orchard ..everything so ex , i go to the hawker senter only 3 dollars.

me : ya i know…

we went home after mos burger . amount of time spend at orchard was 1 hour and 30 mins.

we literally walked stall to stalls … NOT EVEN GOING IN! haha But i enjoy his company anyway . makes me thing 1 zillion times before buying.

Ok .. so here are the pics!

Ladies and gentlement , presenting to u , datuk ho . (he has a mental problem. lunatics bite , play along ok?)

he is driving a porche . fake it well ..

The main thing about this pic is that i am taller than tisa. Although she is prettier . Puke

My sis says that Dick looks handsome . I think she is insane to say that . She havent see the true ah peh in him. wait till i show her HAHAHAHA

So that day .. the whole gang went to Bugis neoprint to take pic. FYI it is andrew’s virgin xperience .. so late tsk tsk.

 I think all the girls look sweet here . THE SAME CAN BE SAID FOR THE GUYS.

 I have finally convince my sis to say these words ” dick not so handsome after all” I think u all can see how gorilla ugly dick is

 I love vals’s face . for your info . she looks like that 24/7 . oh and tisa .. yes tisa.. she looks like Ju-On.ahaha .I fail miserably looking kiam pa . I guess thats caz i am not kiam pa at all (self praise)

1,2,3,4,5,6 the numbers sa luck lao (the infamous 3 6 9 gang is scared of . our grp)

 OMGOODNESS. i just love vals’s face . its like “HUH ANDREW JUST STRIP NAKED IN FRONT OF ME AND IT IS A TERRIBLE SIGHT” face.

Jimmy’s face is the MY WIFE UST CAME HOME AND SHE NAGS SO MUCH THAT I AM IN A PATHETIC SHAPE

andre’s face is the VAL JUST FLASH HER ONLINE SHOPPING LIST TO ME AND I CANT TAKE IT ..face

Tisa has the I DONT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY GROUP’S FACE

 I think the whole group looks good here . dont u think ? OH except dick . AHAHA

Its undeniable that dick is trying to baptize val and tisa. Look at their respnse. maybe u should leave that to father arthur

Father arthur is the maroon coloured guy . He is a guy who is hot , literally . he needs aircon! he is super nice and always hold the door for anyway 1, thank you!

Herwan looks great ! i always say that . and the guy in black shirt is roshan . ex acs sec guy and he is on par with sha ruh khan in terms of looks

left to right . sharlne , i love her body! If i had her body i can wear anything i want!

dick, jimmy , andrew, tisa , me , sam (she is voted perfect ten female!) and wei qi ( her underwear rocks!)

last but not least . y-ash-na-b(varnisha , the girl who fights too much )

Zoom in on Jimmy(the guy in blue) i tell u a secret he hasnt bathe in one year .

grand finale of pretty females.tata . God bless you

Being alone.Shiok

Ok . For the first time is a pretty good insight to my life . I am a LONE is my middle name.

these are the things i enjoy doing alone. Serious

1. Watch movie . today i just caught the prestige , myself . And It was a splendor , all the way to the end. Till this date i have watched 45 movies by myself . Always keeping track of the movies by circling the movie tiecket.

2. i go to the playground at night . Alone.

last year my hair was LONG. So that may be the reason why neighbours are gossiping about the skinny ghost in the playground.And that the hell money that burns every 7th month gets worse every year .

Armed with Mp3, a libary of 80’s classics and 70’s disco. BLAST THY MUSIC and SWING urself as high as possible is somewhat addictive,and mantra-like.

3. Sometimes, i go to my favourite restaurant, solitare.

The most recent one that i can think of is waking up and rushing to eat at Thai express . I spend 2 hours of heaven with a book in hand.Shiok…

4. When i am angry i drown my sorrows. Alone .

Like when i had trouble with a girl whose name appeared in the bible. I zoomed to giraffe.

People u have got to try . It’s time with urself that is so lacking in Singapore. Try it . Love it.

I conclude i need at least 4 hours each week by myself Quality time . Then i wont get so moddy . Forgive me if my mood swings . leave me alone Let me swing it away .

 wei qi and ME!

L to R

uncle ho , aunty lua , yee ah beng , Soh tai tai /tao kay neo , Dick Lee (bruce lee nemisis) and Chen tao kay

Thanks for viewing

self defence for women.Note to women and sexual predators!

Hello . When u are living an ulu ulu place like me u need to know the word , SELF DEFENCE very well.

Did you know that ~at least 8 out of 10 women at the age of 20 have been a a sexual victim?

NOTE TO ALL SEXUAL PREDATORS .. BOO TO YOU ! DONT YOU DARE PICK ON WOMAN CAUSE WE ARE THE FAIRER SEX! REMEMBER IF NO ONE PUNISHES YOU , GOD WILL!

So i shall continue this ruthless to predators, concern for victim  essay..

TIPs

1. So as i noted . Woman like to take their keys out ONLY in the lift . Please take it out as soon as u step out of the bus or if you are near your home.

          Reason? You can use the keys to HURT you predator . Remember the key is a weapon! do not be afraid to be abusive to your predator .HE IS GOING TO EAT YOU UP!

2. When you get into the lift (applies to HDB dwellers)

Stand beside the buttons. AND if ever you get a scumbag rushing in SUDDENLY.. PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS IMMEDIATELY.

It helps that the govt is so nice to renovate lifts in Singapore so that it OPENS AT EVERYFLOOR(at least mine do )

So that when the predator tries to touch us skin one inch away . You can rush out of the lift -please only when the lift door opens If it closes and you rush out,bang ur head and faint , my tip cannot work .

3.Anything can be a weapon.

if you want to be like Zhang zi yi in the chinese blockbuster-Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon , and use a comb to hit ur predator , you can.

See the best thing is that God gave us a femmine charm by letting us grow our nails long , Manicure all you like , Buff and paint all day long …. BUT when the predator comes SCRATCH HIM AND POKE THE NAILS AT THE EYES/EYEBALL.. All in the name of protecting oneself

Dont forget bags,umbrellas and oh ur elbow can be used as WEAPONS!

4. The balls.After you are done with the top, focus on the on the ones below.

So , i dont think you want the stupid predator to carry on the fruit of his loins rite?

Kick

jab

Stabbed

Punch

Crush

These are some of the possible ways to treat the predator’s balls . u see , treat it like a punching bag at all cause. God knows that men can always treat us unjustly . Thus he created as extra sensitive part , namely balls. Just Do It.

4. Pull everything

Pull his hair ,eyelash ,skin… You get the message . Oh not forgettimng woman’s fav instinct behaviour. Slap.

I am done . PREDATORS IF YOU READ MY BLOG AND WANT TO COUNTER ATTACK US FEMALES . U CANT DO THAT . I WILL CREATE A PART TWO IN MANUAL FORM .

Women, If you encounter any problems , walk fast fast and SHOUT , also Please remember tp report the incident!

Thank you

Especially written for

My toilet clan . Our area . Bloody scary .

And all the Females that are bold enough to read my blog . God bless you

message to . Who got chased out?(Apple)

Ok ok .. I am so not suppose to come online But i guess i owe people a chance to view my EXCITING LIFE!!!! right ?

A message to the person who will get this message:Sort out ur true feelings 1st , then see if i am THE CHOOSEN ONE Dont worry too much!

SO that day Jimmy (the guy tisa calls SLUT-But i think whore suits him better)  … went to cam whore ! see i told u whore suits him better ?

never in my life can i work a gadget so well as a MacBook.I mean that the first few years of interacting with the pantium one computer resulted in a crash AND there was once when i enterd the Libary in my Sec sch and all the computers rebooted! Oh thats what made my sister speculate if i have some unknown force or something whatever it is ,may the force be with you ….. ok ok back to the getting chase out entry…So after camwhoring , the guy didnt literally chase us out .. BUT trust me , it was BAD enough! I will never dare to step in again …haha except that i will be going to Apple stall this weekend again. to cam whore with another Whored buddy

These are the CUTE PICS…i bet you will love them!

Me looking pretty …and jimmy looking Dorky

 a eerie reminder that i am will always be an ass (donkey ), Jimmy look darn good at this pic.

 This is my fav pic of Jimmy i mean … HE LOOKS REALLY UNPHOTOGENIC I GIVE THIS UGLINESS 100 MARKS!

haha… u know i think i need rhinoplasty

ooops .. he too ..

 MY fav ugly pic the best is yet to be!

 Now we know thermals are not for taking temp. only .

 Deep down we are super good looking ..

 MAYBE NOT!

ok .. enough of this u want more pic? go to Jimmy’s blog (Jimmy thank me i am promoting ur blog)

U know the power of a haircut can make u…

 a) stay at home for 3 weeks until it grows out

b) look ito the mirror until ur eyes pops out(with joy)

haha .. yes thats what happen to me . All my life i desire to be a cut above the rest(no pun intended) yes And thus i went to my trusted Neogeo and snip snip …All out of random vibe:P

ta dah!

Oh we were at vivo city (As tisa says :”Next time come , bring compass”)

Great , my sis commented on my handphone ringtone , she was like “Diana thats a Satanic ringtone!” Fine i change it Not that happy cause i am into THOSE KIND ,not R&B or whatever pop cultured music ..nono …..I guess i like things dark and mystical , super bad for someone who believes in Christ , i mean how much gregorian chants can a christian take before she thinks she is in some cult? Ya thats a food for thought.

Incase u are curious, that song is sadness part 2 by enigma . Great song! But be prepared to get spook, Go to youtube if you are lazy to download.

God bless you readers!:)

what makes a guy DEAD sexy …STUPID SHAMPOO..Pics of THE FAMILY(HAPPY B’DAE ANDREW!)

Ok , so today will be Three adorable post about opinion , family(school one) and CAM pictures..haha talk about cam whores..ahem..

Let me start by saying what makes a guy dead sexy . This question came into my mind when my sis and I was watching an advert and i shouted :WHA ! THAT GUY IS HOT!

Ok before i go any futher , i want to add that the commercial was from CK advert Looooong time ago . You know why ? cause the advert was from a tape featuring the show :pretty visage -the one where Zoe Tay acted as BOBO and went to jail . The 1st debut of Zoe tay .FROM 1980s…haha . I guess that model must be sporting a huge belly now… anyway to not digress i will continue my story …

So my sis said: Diana how to you classify sexy ?

Me: Girl or Boy ?

sis : Boy lah!

Me: i am not sure …X factor?

sis :what is the X -FACTOR?

Me : er … i like guys which are bad (bad boys) and is DEAD SMART

Sis: Oh like Will from Good will hunting ?

FYI( Will is a character from Good Will Humting , he is incredibly smart and yes , a super dangerous character to boot …yum yum…)

me: yes jie … i think what makes a guy sexy is when he is sexy from inside …BRAINS MAKE A MAN!

so hence i concluded . The formulae for sexy is (Brains +Delinquent=sexy )

So …Guys i guess that you will have to from this moment on quote from Sonnet or Hommer …

Ok next … STUPID SHAMPOO… I went into the washroom today to bathe . (hey I bathe you know ! where did you think my abosolutely NO B.O policy comes from?) Then as all toilets are a curse place on me … The whole 1 liter of bolttle - Dentol Bottle fell Kapoop on my head. and then i blackout.This is the 1st fainting incident i have .Talk about blackout … So now i can boast that passing out is a Bird related issue … In the cartoons you have birds flying arnd ur head. In REAL LIFE you have a Bird’s egg at ur head (BLUE BLACK LAH!)

Yups..Not to worry . I survived and woke up soon after … With dentol soap spillig out .YUCKS!and the best thing , I survived to blog this incident HURRAY!

ok … Now my family just celebrated my adulter’s birthday . The whole family included the

1. 1st husband
2. the daughter
3. the step daughter
4. the nanny
5. the outsider(angwei)
6. and of course the beautiful wife ME!!!!!!!!!!!

And I herby proclaim that my family is a disgusting family !

This picture show all of us shitting in the public….SHIOK!!!!!!!!!

You see i cant  help but commit adultry … i mean MY EX HUSBAND WAS GOING TO MURDER ME!:P

The family tree

andrew(my current husband),kang wei (the outsider EXTRA), dick(the creepy sex-change daughter) , me (the PRETTY LADY ), and my daughter (tisa-the ayumi wannabe) can make it lah!daughteer i support you!

See how to like my ex-husband .. Jimmy doesnt even look cute …well my current husband is not cute ..at least HE KNOWS HOW TO ACT CUTE….and my step daughter at last look photogenic(see I give birth -sure got hope)…Oh daughter u look like a Ghost

 I love tisa’s face.

NOW moving on to my real family….

and so my niece and I went to KENNY ROGERS … Guess whose hungry (rumble rumble*)

THIS IS MY CHICKEN -NO ONE SHOULD SNATCH

THEY ARE MY COUSINS….My fabulous cousins….Loving cousins….Nice cousins…..Fantastic cousins….

Food and more food … GLORIOUS ….

AND then my niece and me cam whored….BTW she is smart and super pretty like me!:P

THAT WAS US a few months back … gosh isnt she lovely?… can u belive it ? we were at marina square EXIT!

… we are so loving……

…haha well ..almost …I guess i can turn psyco if i want to .

… I deny to comment just IHATCOY..:P hee… have a Bless day and a good haunting experience from my blog . Thanks for reading and having the patience to see me type rattling entries!