Family album… who write the songs?

(look at my face to see how delighted i am with d family)

Like all lovable family oriented person , I always put my family portrait first . First of all , i must say i am very proud of this family . My pride and joy , Tisa has just found her roots , she has been picked up by Jimmy and me from the stinky rubbish bin near chinatown.

Then i committed adultry , and i divorce mr Krishnan , and went with FAT LEMMON aka Andrew, had a step daughter with him , His name is dick . He looks like a man now cause he went for sex-change . Ok , SEE i am so proud of my family.!

 This ia a photo of My ex-husband jimmy and me. Loook at my face , This is what terrible marriage can do to you . He treats me like a maid ,thus the name Dianawati … Becareful later i poision ur food …

WE ARE FAMILY
I GOT EVERYBODY WITH ME !

 My daughter , tisa looking lovely in her jogging outfit mummybought…and the person next to her is our nanny , Nanny Vilariee Kim (from korea) must see the resamblance of KIM sam soon and her ) and of course next to her is tai tai diana . ME!!!!

 The picture of the whole CLAN , so nice…. My hunger for an entended family has been answered. Now i can die , knowing i have decendents…

Newest addition to the family . spartan … Nobody loves tisa anymore . even nanny kim(val)

Ok next is something not so light hearted .

i am gonna talk about a famous song called :i write the songs by by barry manilow .

Why did i want to pick this song? Cause this song is a simple songs that says DEVIL WRITE THE SONGS . It just show we can never be too careful with the lyrics we are listening.

Moreover , this songs i sang in the 1980s , and is indeed a popular hit . What i am trying to say is that , ifthe songs of the evergreens are written by Devil , the songs of now are worse. Just look at the lyrics..

I Write the Songs Lyrics:
I’ve been alive forever,(It’s true , satan has been alive almost as long as God has)
And I wrote the very first song. ( Satan was in charge of the heaven’s music then, before he rebelled)
I put the words and the melodies together, ( He Put the lyrics together)
I am music,(ever heared of hell’s bells?Satan put the drum beat and everything to make people like us addicted to the music)
And I write the songs.(Well , satan wirtes the songs)

I write the songs that make the whole world sing.(who says everyone dont sing to songs like tokyo drift?, look at my class!)
I write the songs of love and special thing s.(satan did!)
I write the songs that make the young girls cry.(well certain music does makes people cry)
I write the songs, I write the songs.(satan write the songs)

My home lies deep within you,(Thats his aim to live right deep into our hearts)
And I’ve got my own place in your sole.(our feet dances to his music)
Now, when I look out through your eyes,(he feels happy , he can now have us)
I’m you’g again, even though I’m very old.(barry manilow was not very old when he sang that song-it’s devil which is old)

Chorus

Oh my music makes you dance
And gives your spirit to take a chance,(chance? do u think barry manilow wants to “chance” our spirit? Its the devil!)
And I wrote some rock ’n’ roll so you can move.(Rock and roll gave birth to many genres, infact rock and roll is the great grand father of hip hop , )
Music fills your heart,
Well, that’s a real fine place to start.(he starts from music , then he goes straight to Y-O-U)
It’s from me it’s for you,(its a direct song from devil to us)
It’s from you, it’s from me,
It’s a world wide symphony.(he weaves this , after all he(lucifer) has music talent, he uses it to trap us)

Chorus

I am music, and I write the songs. (he Puts the statement again , he is music and he wrotes the songs)

This song lyric was found in an attic , BARRY MANILOW didnt wirte this song . It was belived that someone from an occult Wrote this song , it became an international hit .

People sell their soul to music everyday .

an example would be a pregnant teen from Montana who sold her twin 2 day born baby to a black market dealer . The reason? To go to metallica concert.

Many musicians themselve are trap in satan’s hands . Look at the list of drug abusers .

ozzy osbourn

Jimi herdrix(famous guitarist died from drug overdose)

santana(was a hard core drug abuser during the hippies, explain the song called black magic woman .)

The beatles . yes even the mod and clean cut boys were addicted to heroin before.The above picture was them new and just stepping into the entertainment industry.

 And then they look like this after taking drugs , thus the song  LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS- Its acronymn for LSD the drug…

Elton john Gay and Drug abuser .

 Bobby brown and whitney houston . Bobby brown was a drug abuser , and he made her A DRUG abuser today .

and there is more….

But let us now look at seude , a famous Brit slow rock band lyrics on the beautiful ones…

High on diesel and gasoline, psycho for drum machine
shaking their bits to the hits,
Drag acts, drug acts, suicides, in your dad’s suits you hide
staining his name again,
Cracked up, stacked up, 22, psycho for sex and glue
lost it to Bostik, yeah,
Shaved heads, rave heads, on the pill, got too much time to kill
get into bands and gangs,

Oh, here they come, the beautiful ones, the beautiful ones

loved up, Doved up, hung around, stoned in a lonely town
shaking their meat to the beat,
High on diesel and gasoline, psycho for drum machine
shaking their bits to the hits,

Oh, here they come, the beautiful ones, the beautiful ones.

You don’t think about it,
You don’t do without it,
because you’re beautiful,
And if your baby’s going crazy
that’s how you made me,

la, la, la, la…

TRUE TRUE TRUE . What they say is true . they themselves take drugs…..

I am not saying dont listen to songs anymore… Just be very careful about the lyrics, see if the l;yrics are controlling ur life.

Why must you break my heart so ??

Haha I am talking about my hands . These pair of Hands recently caused A BIG BIG hole in my super Low in cash pockets.

This is what happen : One fine day , I was carrying my BEAUTIFUL , GEORGEOUS , SEXY , LOVELY and SWANKY w700i to the toilet . AND THEN i got to be so Miserable to let it “polp” down the toilet bowl. Of course my heart “PLOPED” with it too. The exact words that any normal sane people will shout will be “ARRRRRRRRGH” . ME , being a NORMAL AND SANE person , also shouted “ARRRRRRRGH”

D-U-H I retrive the drowning phonw ith my BARE hands . (FYI: Nothing is floating or sinking in the water , and no traces of urine is found in the water CAUSE , I FLUSH TOILETS ) and so I did CPR on my phone…

BUT MY PHONE was as dead as carcess . I quickly graped a blue towel from my marvellous toilet floor and wipe my phone . Half whispering “please dont die … not AGAIN!”

Ok , the reason why there is a AGAIN is beacause this is not the 1st time nor the 2nd time . IT IS DA third!!!!!!!!!

ALL must drop in toilet bowls . I think toilet bowls are a curse place . Or at least doom to all eletronics….who fall into the deep abyss of toilet bowl .

ok this is a beautiful picture of my previous phone.

… wha … so deliciously looking HOT babe!

too bad drowned…

So today went with my FIENDS to buy/attempt to buy the a phone.

The good thing was the shop uncle was nice enough to buy my precious w 700i (obviously dead phone ) for $$$$40!! can u belive it ? A carcess can fetch for that amnt ….!!!!!!! WOooo!

So i set my sight on a new love … His name ? Mr. W300i……

And i got to pay the 300 bucks i owe the guy for the phone…

So in future i will be treating this darling phone of mine with TLC! Byes!

And the cause of death is ?

Ok so Jimmy says that the blogs must be interesting and educational ! this entry is not for the faint herated . WARNING GRUESOME PICTURES

Then i chance on The black dahlia it’s about a murder case ~ i think jimmy must be so happy now , he has a sadist post to read.

Anyway , Black dahlia is actually a girl named Elzabeth Short – PLEASE DONT THINK TISA.

anyway this was the picture of her , after being murdered.

Short was left sexually posed, on her back with her arms raised over her shoulders, her elbows bent, and her legs spread wide apart.  More striking was the fact that she had been sliced in half at the waist, and the two parts were carefully placed in a linear alignment about 10 inches apart. Her face and breasts had been badly slashed, and rope marks on her wrists, ankles, and neck indicated that she had been bound. Pubic hairs appear to have been pulled or cut out, and there were deep slashes from her mouth running along both sides of her face.  The lower torso was angled upward at the hips, leading police to believe she had been in a semi-recumbent position at the time of death, and her body had stiffened in that position. It appeared that the victim had been anally penetrated after death as well, and inside the anal canal was a tuft of brown curly hair, which bore similarities to the victim’s pubic hair.  The stomach was filled with feces, but there was no sperm in any orifice.  (Fowler stated that the pubic hair was found in Short’s vagina and the hunk of flesh, which bore a rose tattoo, was inside her rectum.) Because there was little blood in the body, it was surmised that the victim could have been cut in half before she died, leading her to bleed to death through a severed artery So let me explain why am i telling you abt black dahlia. She was the IT girl of the 1950s , also wanting to make it to stardom , she was also extremely pretty (look at the photo of her when she was alive) Elizabeth had a love for all things black and the DAHLIA came from a flim called the blue dahlia.  That was her before the gruesome murder. u can see the full story at the link web . A new show called THE BLACK DAHLIA will be in cinema’s soon . It seemed that her dream-as it was her dream to go to hollywood but never giot the chance too . HOLLYWOOD LEADING ACTRESSES AND ACTORS wil act out her story Until today the case ios not slove . anyway i will pose more of her photos . Her jet black hair and red crimson lipstick is an icon by itself. She was a wild and promiscuous child .  with cheekbones they will turn the hearts of many man. a mutilated face . The killer must have been super pissed . no doubt Goodbye . http://www.crimelibrary.com/notorious_murders/famous/dahlia_profile/1_index.html

Lucky plaza . I HATE YOU DOLLAR N SCENTS SHOP!

THAT DAY! went shopping with my whole clique to Lucky plaza . Went to a nice sounding shop (dollars and scents). Guess what the stupid nicompoot aunty dont let Val and I get out of the place without buying . Crazy woman .

As far as I know . The experience quarreling with the fat woman made me so angry that i was sick . U know what ? they are going to DIE!

1. i am going to complain to the tourism board . They will have 6 mths of blacklisting and when the tourist comes to Singapore . Their shop will not be reccomeded at all .
2. Word of mouth , the grapevine theory . BY THEY WORD OF MOUTH , i am going to spread the tarnish reputation of THAT SHOP!
3. I have already worte to the forum page of straits times(dont know they will publish it a not)

 PEOPLE WHEN U GO TO LUCKY PLAZA  , BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE SHOP AT THE 1st FLOOR . THE SHOP NAME IS CALLED DOLLARS AND SCENTS . TAKE A COLD HARD LOOK AT THE Workers . THEY OFFER ONE OF THE “BEST ” SERVICE IN THE WORLD.

They have kindly offended Diana The Great .

Man , i feel like a woman. NOT!

yaya .Everyone knows i went for a not so blind , but still cataract date . If he (the blindee dater) ever chance upon my blog . I am dead meat . Chicken neh neh .

First of all , he didnt act as a gentlement at all , MOVIE TICKETS I MUST PAY , FOOD I MUST PAY ..STILL CHOOSE AJISEN! I was flat broke. I know i am always flat . But putting flat +broke together is sad case. He did send me home , but following the wisdom of experience gurus , namely jimmy , tisa and val , they say dont sent to ur lift . So i stop at some ulu place and pretended that was my house . Verdict for our next date ? Zero . Thanks  . I want to feel like a WOMAN.

That day . met up with Duan Duan , aka long hair sadako woman. Cause Kendrick and I said that she look like sadako when she was sleeping . The whole face was covered by smooth , not that silky , cause not reborned hair. The hair length was about the length of 900 school buses put together . So , I am beginning to think that iftisa nv ever cuts her hair . She will look like sadako , given that her hair is BLACK! ( with colours fading every sceond ) now. 

However one thing I fail to write here is that duan duan has a lovely face , she is pretty and her body ? haha Miss universe will die of shame if she looks at duan duan . BEWARE duan duan has a bf .. haha these were some of the photos we took when we ate at thai express( Both of us given GOOD genes can afford to eat eat at eat eat eat eat eat eat eat …) i think u get the message .:)

Thai express darlings … we headed to the one at esplanade.

Before eating , notice the aunty in the background looking at us ? she JEALOUS we are so pretty and SLIM haha.

 

So hugry that i am licking my fingers!

HAHA food …wha cant contain my excitment

Duan waiting “patiently” for her food pssss she was jumping like monkey

And when the food came , she dont want me to touch them , I AM KNOWN FOR KAPOK QUEEN

Who cares? I GOT MY FOOD ! ITS NICE ALRITE? :p

savouring d chicken . i look like a barbarian! compared to duan

Then she tried to act class , haha which look quite real comparing to the barbaric me above

and it is finished!

We look horrid here .. wonder y ?

being a glutton pays when u are thin! haha andrew are u jealous we both can eat and not put on weight????

And… beliving we can make the cut to be models, we pose with a REAL ONE!

wah damn pain!

Afetr the bad shoes , i became HORN WOMAN!(no dirty thoughts pls):)

Duan is scared of me! haha after i became HORN WOMAN!

Duan’s in love .I will make sure Eugene is treating her right! haha

 SINGLE AND VERY AVALIABLE – ANYONE FOR GRABS CALL 999

thank you , have a BAGUS DAY

A tribute to the greatest croc hunter.Mr steve irwin

Best remembered as the funny guy who educates and captures reptile so that they will have a better life . He inspires even me , a reptile hater to a lover. His shows are always unpredictable,best known for his quirky antics and bravery displayed are uncommon.

His passion and dedication in his work has found him greater heights and publicity -all in the name of animals .

It was said that his mission in life was to “save endangered animals”

Although the mission ins not accomplish . I do hope someone will complete it , all in the hope of completing Irwin’s mission.

May the good lord take him back to where he belong

a doc dolittle set

 whith his charming daughter and beautiful wife.

 brave heart

thank you for ur wonderful programmes

Mr steve Irwin

Feb 22 , 962 to Sept 4 ,2006

clubbing at DXO , my red indian friends

DXO was memorble, it was the third club I have ever gone to and it was fun . Going with a bunch of loooneys sparked up the fun-o-meter . Before i proceed futher , my looneys are

bee yean

Gomes

angie

deborah

baoling

cheryl

esmond

ken

BOY . can they dance!

I love highlighting accomplishment , thus i want to give someoutsatnding ward to my beloved looneys.

1. The most funny dancer

And the nominees are

a)gomes b)angie c) Beeyean

winner : c

verdict : you must see the way she boogie . she laughs , shake her shoulders and literally went mad from drinking. Now thats the true pi jiu mei :p

2. The most sexy dancer ?

and the nominees are

a)gomes b) deborah c)baoling

winner: a,b,c

all are sexy in their own rights.

verdict:

gomes had a latin vibe when she dance , plain alluring

deborah has a grinding rythm that is impossible to neglact unless you are a) gay or b)very gay

Baoling has that -u mess with me , u mess with sexy girl look . meow! she dance like a cat , nice and mighty.haha

3) most mistaken for being drunk

and the nominees are

a)angie b) beeyean

winner : both

angie, fell when dancing  but she looked adorable . haha

beeyean , she got me super worried , shouted I LOVE ******* haha . at the top of her voice … ki siao…but of course she got the funny award . haha

okay . the award ends here . proceeding off with my next topic …. INDIANS (RED )

Just watch the show dance with woves. It is an acedemy award winner (7) awards to be exact.

It also includes my pet love (Red Indian actors) , did i mention i wanted to marry red indians>? ok … so what happened was , after watching this show, i thought i became a red indian .As you all know red indians have cute names.e.g “dance with wolves” , “smiles a lot” and more.

So i decided to forsake my peranakan/chinese roots and strip down (dont think dirty) to the bare nessesities , to become miss laugh-too-much (as you would have noted , i peppered singlish to my injun name)

of course i must have friends , and the CHOOSEN ones are my mdis mates .

Andrew: Mr fat-hater

jimmy:curse-a-lot

val:shop-bargain-dealer

tisa:talk-big-big

Dick:hard-to-comprehend

kang wei:sick-a-lot

haha and all we do is just fire gaze , no exams and no worries.have sunkiss skin and balck shinny hair.pigtails and feathers are a way of life. I desire.. sadly the bloody ang mo destroyed the last pawnee tribes. but nvm i will live in my self denial .

 the guys will look like that

 and this will be the girls.

no cramming in orchard . just peaceful livings. man , what a good life! better than tai tais! next time if i ever run away from civilisation , i will be at the footpaths , once trotted by the sioux.

bliss

Long lost brother of Jonathan leong and Toilet Clan (excursion)

YESH! Everyone is smitten by his cool groove and deep octave voice… he is none other than  JONATHAN LEONG! The fab Singapore Idol . I know i am wax lyrical about him , I cant help it . Blame those hormones .

Guess what . I used to like a guy who has a hint of Jon’s aura.

I will put the two pictures together . You put the two and two together and see ya?

This is williard .

The real Mac Coy

Look alike? They are loooong lost brother …maybe , years ago i already know that one day , sometime, someplace in the world, Jonathan Leong will emerge as a singer …and I know I will not be able to get it , therefore i decided to settle for half and like Williard instead . Remember that was upteen years ago. I DO NOT LIKE HIM NOW.

Ok moving on to a more depressing topic. Today is Teacher’s day , as the Hokkien put it (Ah Ther -pig ) day was all abt going back to school , and literally walk down loyalty lane to visit my teachers. You know , I am not kidding , there is really a corridor in my school called Loyalty lane .:P

Well as usual my Toilet buddies brought our heavy heart to see the ah ther sssss . Back to school …entering the sheltering walls of PLMGS.

I really missed the toilet buddies so much that instead of snapping pictures of teachers with us(toilet ppl), we started to use Esther’s camera to snap family portrait instead.

HA!

top row:Puay san andhei man

Second row:Esther ,Diana ,Sarah and lun lun

  My toilet clan-Reunion.

 The founders…

Esther: CEO

Puay san(peggy called by mr tang):President/Director

Hei Man(security Guard)

Diana :Chairman

 amuse by her specs…she is not amuse

  we look TOO Normal

 Miss hong kong and Miss Singapore (minus the breast)

 Thats more like it . puay still loooks too normal . changes must be made

 The ghost and me…whooo so scared!

 Thats it! a masterpiece. Thats the beauty of being a photographer

 After a hard day . I smell my hairless armpit . Hmmmm….lacom miracle. GREAT!

 Whats a little boogie woogie good for>? GOLD DIGGING

 They spoilt my PL years . Without them my PL YEARS ARE A SPOILT EVENT.

 Dedicated to the toilet clan members…..

 Thank you for those happy moments

L to R

Hiroshi , Esther , Puay San ,Hei man , Me and eldric

 This is office politics

and of course every clan has it’s ….

 SCANDAL……..:P

To my toilet members … thank you for making me who i am today . I got the cleanest toilet award cause of you all…what will i do without yousssss?